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WebSkulker will never sell or allow anyone else to
use the mailing list for the newsletter, and will never send anything
to the list except the newsletter. Subscribe in confidence that
you will not be spammed.
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WebSkulker works alone. Any references to
"we" refer to him and his cat.
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WebSkulker always refers to himself in the third
person. This is because the cat is actually the
one who writes the newsletter.
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WebSkulker reads lots of other email newsletters
and may rip off ideas from them. However he will always visit
the site, download and use the shareware, or whatever, and
write his own description and evaluation of it.
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WebSkulker is egotistical and loves to point out errors and lapses
in other email newsletters.
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WebSkulker hates Mac's and will rag on them at
every opportunity. He especially loves pointing out Internet
facilities that won't work for Mac users.
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WebSkulker hates AOL and may rag on it from time
to time as well.
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WebSkulker loves the jokes that everyone passes
around by email. Any sent to him may end up in the
newsletter. He is generally politically correct, but will
include jokes that he thinks are funny no matter who they may offend.
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This creature is a raccoon, not a cat.
It "skulked" into WebSkulker's house
via the cat door to steal Ms. Cat's food.
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