To lie or keep in hiding, as for some evil reason.  To move or go in a mean, stealthy manner.

Thursday November 4, 1999

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WebSkulker has a winner

We have a winner in the skulking contest announced in Monday's issue, Jr. Skulker Edison (who doesn't like to be called Jr.).  Way to skulk, Edison!  We will give the answer tomorrow in case anyone else is still working on it.

Skulkers in space

This NASA site has several ways to view the current locations of hundreds of satellites spinning around the earth.  The best, if your computer can handle it, is the 3D view from the second link. When you click on this, two windows will open, one an ordinary web page with instructions you should be sure to read, and a second Java applet window with the satellite display.

Try orienting the image so that you are looking directly down on the North or South pole, and zoom out so the ring of geo-synchronous satellites is visible.  Then from the Options menu set the Update Speed to 1 second and the Timing to X 100 and watch for awhile.

Which ISP is best for skulking?

TheList is a comprehensive list with details of over 8,000 Internet Service Providers (ISP's) around the world that you can search by area code in the U.S. and Canada, and by country code for the rest of the world.  One hint:  when you get to a page listing a group of ISP's, say for an area code, there may be a few at the top with graphic icons.  You might get the impression that these are all there is on that page, but scroll down and you will probably find a huge number of other ISP's without icons.

WebSkulker is now a believer!

WebSkulker is an atheist and was once arguing with someone on a voice message bulletin board that Jesus, if he existed at all, was just an ordinary person.  WebSkulker swears (and a couple of other jr. skulkers can confirm) that one of the other participants left a voice message saying pretty much verbatim: "I know Jesus is real because in church I've seen pictures of the mother fucker." Think of the implications if her theory is correct: we now know the truth about the virgin birth, and apparently time travel was involved!

But now WebSkulker himself has to believe because he has seen the site, oh lord, he has seen the site:

We found these sites by skulking off of that one:

This made WebSkulker laugh

Submitted by Jr. Skulker Marvelena

A little 12 year old boy is walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute.  He knocks on the door, the madam of the house answers, asking what he wants.  He says that he wants what she's selling inside, has the money to buy it, and isn't leaving until he gets it.

Shocked, yet curious, she invites him in and asks him to pick any girl he likes. He tells her that he has heard all the men talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable; that she's the girl he wants, that he has the money to pay for her, and isn't leaving until he gets her.  Speechless, the madam points up the stairs to Mable's room, and up he goes, dragging the frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he comes back down, still dragging the frog. He pays the madam, and is heading out the door when the now very curious madam stops him to ask just why he picked the only girl in the place with a disease. He says: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my mother and father are going out to a restaurant, leaving me at home with the baby-sitter.  When they leave, I am going to make love to the baby-sitter and give her the disease I just caught. When Mom and Dad get home, Dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way, he will make love to her, and he will catch it. When Dad gets home, he and Mom will go to bed, they will make love, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, make love to Mom and he will catch it and HE's the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my FROG!"

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