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Friday September 24, 1999 WebSkulker
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You will often see companies in the U.S. giving out their toll free 800 number, but also giving a regular phone number with area code. This is because it isn't possible to dial most 800 numbers from outside the U.S. (and perhaps Canada, etc.) so giving out their regular number lets companies be reached from overseas. Now suppose you need to talk to a company in Great Britain, but all you have is their toll free number that is only good in their country. You log in to the DM Club web site, fill out the form to forward your DM number to the toll free number you want, then call your DM number and get forwarded. Joseph recommends you do this with your fax number rather than the voice mail one. If you use the voice number, you must first use the web page form to turn off the voice mail feature.
As far as WebSkulker knows,
the $19.95 upgrade CD is not sold in stores and is only available
directly from Microsoft using this link (you want the second
product on this page): This link is the Microsoft home page for Windows 98
and the Second Edition: This link explains exactly what's new in Second
Edition over the original edition of 98: Finally, this link answers Frequently Asked Questions
about the Second Edition:
Most jr. skulkers don't realize that Microsoft has hundreds of online seminars and tutorials teaching how to use, install, administer, upgrade, and optimize operating systems and application programs. These range from beginner classes such as how to apply themes in FrontPage to advanced topics for NT systems administrators. The link above is a complete list of all online seminars. Each seminar is a multimedia presentation that plays on your PC. Most consist of an audio lecture along with slide pictures that change automatically as the narrator speaks, just like a lecture with foils. A few of the seminars are videos.
Jr.
skulker Mark Starr suggested this site, which has an incredible amount
of information about everyday objects and how they work.
WebSkulker's favorites are the articles with a series of photos
showing details of the insides of products such as: and
this series of inside looks: Visitors
to the site can ask questions. Only some are answered, but the
responses are from experts in the field and are thorough. There
is a Question of the Day and hundreds of archived questions and
answers. Here is a typical response which shows that the total
amount of gold ever mined in the history of the world would fit in
only the first floor of one of the towers at the World Trade Center,
and the total amount of platinum ever mined would fit in the average
home:
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T! 1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. Do I look like a people person? 3. This isn't an office .... it's Hell with
fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing and still have most of
it left. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 8. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. Errors have been made ..... others will be blamed. 11. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 12. Allow me to introduce my selves. 13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed. 14. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 16. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my
cleavage. 17. Not all men are annoying .... some are dead. 18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 20. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you
realize you 21. Can I trade this job for what's behind Door #1? 22. Too many freaks and not enough circuses. 23. Nice perfume .... must you marinate in it? 24. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 25. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 26. I thought I wanted a career, and it turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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