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http://www.newsweek.com/nw-srv/printed/us/bz/a18121-2000apr2.htm

Jr. Skulker 925 sent us this article about a venture capital firm called "In-Q-Tel" that was set up by the CIA. Small businesses needing funding can apply to in-Q-Tel, who will buy into their business if it is something useful to the intelligence or counter-intelligence communities.  

http://www.whatis.com

http://www.whatis.com/tour.htm

Jr. Skulker Randy Solton suggested this site that has definitions and often more about thousands of computer and telecommunications words and phrases.  You can look up a term alphabetically, or search.  You might get back anything from a brief definition to an encyclopedic entry with links to more resources.

The frame at the left contains links that will might change the list of words in the top frame to a specialized list about some subject, or might bring up an article in the main frame.  For example clicking on "How the Internet Works" brings you to the same place as the second link above, an article with a lot of links about the history and technology of the Internet. 

http://www.allnetdevices.com

"AllNetDevices.com is the first site dedicated to a quickly growing yet highly diverse product category called Net devices. Sometimes called Web appliances, these are non-computer hardware clients that connect to TCP/IP networks such as the Internet or corporate intranets.... AND has two goals. First, it provides comprehensive, up-to-date news about Net devices and the tools and operating systems used to create them. Second, AND is a compendium of information that will help you begin developing devices and applications for them."

To give you a feel for what kind of devices they are talking about, the categories are E-Mail Devices, Handhelds, Two-way Pagers, TV/Set-Top Boxes, Smart Phones, and Other Appliances, including a smart refrigerator.

http://www.wb.com/pages/wboriginals/index.jsp

http://www.wb.com/pages/god_devil/home.jsp

http://www.wb.com/pages/god_devil/askgod.jsp

Jr. Skulker Ms. 1133 told us about this site, specifically the second link which leads you to an animated talk show called the God and Devil Show.  It stars -- you guessed it -- God and the Devil themselves, and in each episode they meet with a famous guest; this week it's Woody Allen.  The show must be very new because the only past episodes are with guests Stephanie Seymour and Chris Rock.

The third link lets you interview God and ask Him any questions you like.  If you can't think of anything profound, press the button "Pick a new question" and an appropriate question will appear.

Submitted by Jr. Skulker Uncle Brucie

Redneck Census 2000 -- Long Form

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other___________________


Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


Current Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Shoe Salesman
(_) Telephone Solicitor (includes phone sex)
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Politician
(_) Process Server

Spouse's Name:_________________________

2nd Spouse's Name:______________________

3rd Spouse's Name:______________________

Lover's Name:___________________________

Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: ______
Number that are yours: ______

Mother's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave Blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Total number of vehicles you own: ___
Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: 196__

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No (If no, please explain)


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____

Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Color of eyes:
Left______ Right_____

Color of hair:
(_) Blond
(_) Black
(_) Red
(_) Brown
(_) White
(_) Clairol

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
(_) road?

OK, you're done now - Stop.

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