To lie or keep in hiding, as for some evil reason.  To move or go in a mean, stealthy manner.
ISSN: 1527-814X Tuesday February 22, 2000

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Encrypted voice conference with multiple jr. skulkers

Jr. Skulker Eric Schneider noticed items in our past issues about a PC to PC voice talk program that contains encryption and another one that could conference several people together.  He suggested this site which is home of the Speak Freely freeware program that can do both at the same time.  It also has an answering machine so you can leave an outgoing message to people who try to contact you when you aren't at your computer, and they can leave you a message.

WebSkulker got phreaked out by this one

This site was suggested by Jr. Skulker Prankster who tells us that "the guy who runs the site, Phederal Phelony, is hilarious! He has a zine called Phreaked Out that is there for download and it is in the first issue. He has some pranks he did on TDD relay ops and other hilarious stuff. It is mainly phreak humor but he does have a serious side in some parts."

Skulkers who commit phelonies might become phugitives

"As the most successful community-based anti-crime media company, Fugitive Watch is designed to publish the photographs and information on dangerous fugitives that are wanted by local law enforcement agencies. These fugitives could possibly be hiding in your own local community. Our website was designed to present to the public the profiles of these fugitives, along with descriptions of their whereabouts and by whom they are wanted."

Skulking the intersection of politics and computers

The MacCommunist, also known as Marxintosh, writes an occasional article about Macintosh computers with a political twist.

This made WebSkulker laugh

Submitted by Jr. Skulkers Goatboy and Janet Planet.
Snuck in the newsletter by WebSkulker when Ms. Cat wasn't looking.

How to Bathe a Cat 

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. 




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